Regretting the Day the Squirrel Came to Live in our Yard

 

Squirrel did in our cucumbers

 

 

I thought of a few dif­fer­ent titles for this post:

Never say, “never.”

It’s Us or Them.

The One True Downside to Living in the Country.

In the end, I went with how this inci­dent made me feel.

I did some­thing yes­ter­day that five years ago, I thought I would never do.

I’ve been post­ing about our time with our deck gar­den this year. We con­tainer gar­den on the deck for many rea­sons, one of them being the the­ory that the many wild ani­mals we try to live in har­mony with will not come that close to Our Little House to munch our veggies.

It worked until this year, pre­sum­ably because of the drought.

First, what we thought was a rat dec­i­mated my roma tomato plant ear­lier in the spring, took it right down to nubs. We got some rat zap­pers and started trap­ping the wood rats (some peo­ple call them pack rats) on the deck at night.

As the plant promised to make a full recov­ery, we began notic­ing our cucum­ber plants disappearing.

I had four of them planted in a long pot; they were huge, healthy and full of blooms.  Last Friday, I came home and what was left of them was com­pletely oblit­er­ated and the cul­prit was sit­ting on the deck munch­ing away.

It wasn’t a rat at all, but that cute squir­rel that has been avoid­ing our dogs and liv­ing in the nearby woods behind the house.

Once he was done with the cucum­ber plant and there was noth­ing left, he came for the jalapeno pep­pers and toma­toes over the weekend.

I caught him a cou­ple of times on the deck and shooed him away. I put the fake owls right on the deck rail near­est the tomato plant, he sim­ply hopped around them, no wor­ries of get­ting eaten, he even knocked the bob­ble head off one get­ting to the tomato plants.

Once, he even jumped from the deck onto the tree near­est the house and turned around and sat and looked at me.

Please,” I pleaded with him, hop­ing I could some­how com­mu­ni­cate with him. “Go away before we have to do some­thing dras­tic.” That worked as well as the fake black snakes we placed all over the deck, includ­ing right in the cucum­ber plant in hopes of scar­ing him.

The dogs chased him up a tree a cou­ple of times to no avail; he just waited and came back.

And that mix­ture of crushed jalapeno pep­per, cayenne pep­per and gar­lic that kept the green horn worms at bay last sea­son? Forget about it. This squir­rel actu­ally dug up one of the jalapeno plants and took the whole thing, pep­pers and all, with him.

I got to the point on Sunday that I was hav­ing a hard time sleep­ing, won­der­ing if my toma­toes were being carted away at that very moment.

Finally, Dale got out the rifle. We hate it; we would rather find ways to live with our wood­land neigh­bors than elim­i­nate them. Dale has only shot three snakes here in five years, all of them too close to the house, poi­so­nous and poten­tially deadly to our dogs.

Dale couldn’t get a clean shot over the week­end, but I did. On Monday after­noon, I came out of the house, star­tling the squir­rel out of that recov­er­ing roma tomato pot. He jumped from the deck onto the ground, where I was able to finally put an end to his pil­fer­ing of our veggies.

The kill was clean, instantly to the head, but it didn’t make me feel good. I drive around snakes in the road and cap­ture spi­ders to let them out of the house alive. I eat lit­tle meat and would be a veg­e­tar­ian if Dale would. It actu­ally made me sick to my stomach.

The words of Rodney King, who died last week, came into my head. “Can’t we all just get along?”

I’m still hop­ing to find less lethal meth­ods should another squir­rel come look­ing for a free meal, but the whole inci­dent has me think­ing about our place and theirs in this serene par­adise. Can we all just get along? Not all of the time, I’m afraid.

Have you ever felt you had to kill some­thing to pro­tect your­self or your property?   

 

36 Responses to “Regretting the Day the Squirrel Came to Live in our Yard”

  1. Freth says:

    Every so often we have to go out and shoot squir­rels. This is prob­a­bly going to be one of those years. Those furry-tailed tree-rats eat their way through a lot of our pecan crop … and right now they are wreak­ing havoc with the pear crop. However, due to our pol­icy, we don't shoot and leave them … they are dressed out and put in the freezer for a meal. Same with fish … if we catch them, we release them or eat them. There is no wast­ing. Other crop destroy­ers though — mock­ing­birds .. too small to eat … and we don't eat crows.

    • Kerri says:

      I did put some dog hair and human hair in a mesh bag and hung it by the toma­toes, so far, no more squir­rels, Freth! It's good that you eat what you kill.

  2. Oh, squir­rels are cute, but man they can make a gar­dener mad!

  3. Sheryl says:

    Oh, this is so upset­ting. I don't think I could have done what you did. But I do under­stand (kind of) your need to do it. I real­ize you gave it a lot of thought.

    • Kerri says:

      I have at least set water out­side for the crit­ters. People tell me they are after the mois­ture more than the plant.

  4. This reminds me of some nasty black squir­rels that would get into our trash can in NY. We thought we had them fooled by adding a latch-on top. They CHEWED through the lid to get to the trash!

  5. Vicki says:

    Unfortunatly, yes. We had a rabid pos­sum dur­ing the Memorial Day hol­i­day and we caught her. She was sick, and we have too many kids, pets and she could not be released. She had the dumb form of rabies. Since we had no ani­mal con­trol over that week­end, we had to rig up a silencer on the 22 and took her out back very late in the night to do what we had to do. I have also had to put down cats and a dog that was sick also, also over a hol­i­day week­end. I have had to kill rat­tlers here too, again, we have kids who have not been around snakes or been taught what to look for in snakes, whether poi­so­nous or non-poisonous.
    I do not like to kill ani­mals either, but there are excep­tions to the rule. In this case, the squir­rel was becom­ing a mau­rader and was in the habit and had easy pick­ings.
    Please do not beat your­self up over this, though its hard and I do the same, but I also look at the other side of the issue. Common sense is the lesson.

    • Kerri says:

      Non poi­so­nous snakes don't typ­i­cally bite and they help con­trol the rat pop­u­la­tion here. We wel­come the Bull snakes and Black Snakes with open arms. The Bulls even eat the rat­tlers. Thanks for your com­ments, Vicki.

  6. Heather L. says:

    You did what you had to do. Nice to know you're such a good shot. Might keep the bur­glars away.

  7. Laurie says:

    my only sug­ges­tion would be to cre­ate a feed­ing sta­tion away from your gar­den or a lit­tle gar­den for the crit­ters away from your gar­den. It can work unless the crit­ters get highly pop­u­lated. I feed the birds in my yard and they leave my gar­den alone. With the drought you have going on though, I don't know. I'm sorry you had to kill the lit­tle bug­ger but I under­stand as well.

  8. Alisa Bowman says:

    I've had this issue with deer and I live in a small town–not coun­try at all. Last year, just before ripeness, the deer came one night and ate every sin­gle tomato plant. It was dis­ap­point­ing because I do love gar­den toma­toes, but I real­ized that they'd done it because they were starv­ing and hun­gry. They had not done it to tor­ment me or even to steal. So I thought of that gar­den as a gift for the wildlife. In the end, you can shoot a mil­lion squir­rels. There will always be more.

    • Kerri says:

      Actually, the squir­rels in the coun­try are not at all like those in sub­urbs, none of the wildlife is because we are so far out and they are really not accli­mated with humans as they are in towns and in the burbs. This is the first squir­rel in 9 years of liv­ing here that has really even got­ten close to the house. I'm hop­ing it is the last.

  9. Kim says:

    I haven't. But I would.

    My con­do­lences on the loss of so much of your deck gar­den! My heart hurt as I was read­ing the account of every­thing he'd destroyed, pil­laged, eaten, or kidnapped.

    (I said this just yes­ter­day: Squirrels are NOT cute crit­ters. They are destruc­tive tree rats with pretty tails.)

    I don't think corn would've deterred that guy… I bet he's look­ing for mois­ture just as much as food. It is dry as toast out there.

  10. Deb Berning says:

    We have had to shoot ground hogs, pos­sums, coons because they can do seri­ous damge to our gar­dens and build­ings. The g. hogs actu­ally raised a huge con­crete piece in our barn under a car so we couldn't get it out by dri­ving it out. That's seri­ous. I leave most every­thing alone but some­times you just have to shoot some­thing. Then the buz­zards have a buffet.

    • Kerri says:

      Well, that's true. By the time my hus­band came home and he walked the 20 yards or so where the squir­rel was lying, the scav­engers had already begun. Two days later, there isn't a trace.

  11. Mo says:

    Your feel­ings are pretty nor­mal con­sid­er­ing most of us grew up on dis­ney movies and the clos­est we ever get to the crit­ters we eat are quar­ters hang­ing in the butcher shop.

    My Grandmother's Sister was a crack shot well into her eight­ies. Her Garden was just out­side the kitchen door and it attracted all sorts of crit­ters, includ­ing deer. That gar­den not only pro­duced veg­eta­bles, it also pro­duced the vast major­ity of meat we ate at her table. One of the chores we had when vis­it­ing the farm was butcher­ing the crit­ters she shot.

    We did eat really well there…

    • Kerri says:

      You're right, Mo, I think our feel­ings toward ani­mals, or any­thing, goes back to our expe­ri­ences as chil­dren. My par­ents grew up on a farm and my mother used to describe how they would ring chick­ens necks. The very thought of it made me squirm. Yet, we eat meat from the store when it is not alive and we don't have to think about where it comes from.

      • Nanci says:

        Oh gosh, Kerri, I can SO relate with this! I still envi­sion myself in a full skirt with bright red shoes and a bird perches on my shoul­der while we sing a duet together. VERY Disneyesque, me thinks!

        • Kerri says:

          LOL, Nanci. How funny. I was water­ing my deck gar­den this morn­ing and a hum­ming­bird came right by my face and just hov­ered there, look­ing at me for a few sec­onds. I thought of these "Disney ani­mal moments."

  12. Aleta Durham says:

    You need two out­door cats.

    • Kerri says:

      Unfortunately, Aleta, out­door cats here are known as "coy­ote bait," they don't last long and I couldn't stand los­ing them.

  13. Sue says:

    Every once in a while you will get a squir­rel or rac­coon that is very destruc­tive. Some seem to eat the corn and bird­seed and not bother things. Some seem to tear up and destroy every­thing you have. We too like to live in har­mony and we feed the ani­mals, even the buz­zards with left­over meat. But we also fit into the order of things. I don't kill snakes that I see on the road or non-poisonous ones in the yard. But I don't think it's a good idea to leave a rat­tlesnake to roam free by the porch. I don't want bugs bit­ing me in the house, and I don't want a squir­rel eat­ing my cabin sid­ing. We share our veg­gies and grapes with the birds when we can but I don't want to give them the whole gar­den. We are so over­run with deer that if the pop­u­la­tion was reduced by 2/3s there would still be too many for the land to sup­port and it results in tiny deer that are starv­ing most of the time.
    I think that we can live in mostly har­mony but that some­times a per­son has to be real­is­tic and some­times nature is not always peace­ful and we are part of that nature. Just my opin­ion. I still feel a pang when some­thing wild is killed but the closer to nature we live, the more see that is part of it also.
    The idea of some kind of cage is a good one if you can get a small enough gage wire. But some­times noth­ing works if you get an espe­cially deter­mined varmint! We have our gar­den in a deer proof fence and we use bird net­ting over the grapes and some­times the peaches. When the peaches start to get ripe we have a hotwire (like peo­ple use for horse fenc­ing but this one is gaged for dogs so it doesn't kill)we turn on to keep the rac­coons from climb­ing the fence. Before we added that they would climb in and not only eat the peaches but break the limbs on the trees.

    • Kerri says:

      Before we moved here, we were hav­ing a prob­lem with a squir­rel or more chew­ing the sid­ing. We went to a wild life store in the city who told us to put up sil­ver stream­ers, so for awhile, we called our home "the party house" because there were those sil­ver stream­ers blow­ing every time we drove in. Until this win­ter when the rats showed up, we hadn't had a prob­lem. I think it is the extreme weather. Thanks for your per­spec­tive, Sue, we are pat of that nature and all we can do is the best we can.

  14. Vonnie says:

    Totally under­stand your dilemma. So far I'm in the same boat as Shayla, and only killed my first ticks this spring (in fact it's the first time I've ever seen one). Wherever pos­si­ble, I try to catch things and take them away and get quite upset when the dogs kill a pos­sum or mon­goose.
    My biggest fruit and veg eat­ing pests are my dogs, so no option there…as my fruit and veg begin, I have bought some rab­bit and chicken wire and plan to make some wire "cloches" that fit over the plants. I'm hop­ing it will work OK over my small­ish rows of veg and hope­fully keep the big fat wood pigeons away too.
    In direct response to your ques­tion — I reckon if I had given some­thing a fair chance to leave and it was doing dam­age — I may well decide to rid myself of it…but it wouldn't be a good feeling.

    • Kerri says:

      Oh, no, the dogs eat­ing the fruits and veg­gies!? My dogs are killing some­thing often. Armadillos, squir­rels, rab­bits, pack rats. They couldn't seem to get this cagey one, though.

  15. Lisa says:

    If a new squir­rel comes around you might try nail­ing some deer corn (dried on the cob) near the base of a tree. Squirrels love it and will work on it for days because they can't carry the whole thing off at one time. Also, a nail won't hurt a mature tree. As a bonus, you can watch the lit­tle rodent from your deck…cheap entertainment.

    • Kerri says:

      Thanks for the rec­om­men­da­tion, Lisa. I did read some­place that pro­vid­ing them an alter­na­tive food source might help. We used to have feed­ers for the squir­rels in the sub­urbs. They never were a prob­lem there.

  16. Shayla says:

    I'll kill tics, mos­qui­toes, cen­tipedes, ants but that's about it so far. I'll usu­ally cap­ture and release most oth­ers out­side. This is my first year gar­den­ing and I might be expe­ri­enc­ing my first real prob­lem with pests. I've lived urban my entire life. And so far I haven't had to defend myself from a human threat. But if I ever do, I don't think I'll be trig­ger happy. There's often alter­na­tives that will reach desired results. Kerri, maybe mak­ing a cage out of wire to place over the plants will keep them safe. I'm also seek­ing to home­stead in the hope­fully near­ish future. I like your posts.

    • Kerri says:

      Shayla, Luckily, our intruder came in our house on a night when my hus­band was watch­ing tele­vi­sion in his chair in the fam­ily room. He worked nights, so even on the week­ends, he stayed up much of the night. He was mostly awake and lucid, and had the pres­ence of mind to push the "kid" (prob­a­bly late teens or early 20s) back out of the door. But the kid was huge and if the house had been dark and both of us were awak­ened from a sleep, I hate to think what would have hap­pened, even with his exten­sive train­ing with firearms. Thanks for the comments.

  17. Carol says:

    Our lit­tle house is in the desert. We don't have as much wildlife as you do in the woods. I have had to kill sev­eral rat­tle snakes, deadly to my dogs. The mice that get into the cabin are also killed because they make a ter­ri­ble mess and are a health haz­ard. I shoot at the coy­otes to make them go away. I would shoot a coy­ote that was in my yard or threat­ened my dogs or myself. I also had to shoot at an intruder once, he was drunk and just didn't get it that he was at the wrong place. My feel­ing is that we really have a small foot­print in our envi­ron­ment and the impact of the loss of a few snakes and mice is not that large.

    • Kerri says:

      That is an inter­est­ing way to look at it, Carol. I drove around a rat­tler in the road the other day and my neigh­bor said, "Just run over it!" I feel that every life deserves a chance to live in peace, that snake was no where near any­one or any homes and was just going along mind­ing his busi­ness. Everything has a place in the chain. It both­ers me to kill some­thing I once lured in the sub­urbs to feed­ers. I like squir­rels, but this one would not go away and leave our veg­gies to har­vest. We also once had an intruder in the city who was look­ing for the "party house" on our block. Came in our door at 4 a.m., look­ing for the party. He was too blitzed to under­stand he had the wrong house, but he's lucky, very lucky and I don't think he ever real­ized how close he came to being shot.